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Morning Glory DVD Cover

"Okay, so we want this to be really insipid. Like, complete pandering. So I'd like all of you to have really stupid expressions on your faces, like borederline retarded. Harrison, that's perfect! You nailed it. You're a pro! And you, Toots, kick up your leg like you're in a movie from 1960."

MorningGloryDVD

April 08, 2011 in Badvertising, Bummer, Just Plain Stupid, Randumb, Reviews, So Damn Lame, We're Doomed | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

$30.00 Movies on Demand? Yeah, That'll Work.

Because everybody wants to pay MORE money to see crappy Hollywood movies, remakes, and sequels.

"Warner Bros., Sony, Universal and 20th Century Fox have all agreed to be involved with 'Home Premiere', the industry's official premium VOD service which is set to launch late next month reports Variety.

Movies will be offered up to rent for $30 for a 2-3 day viewing period. Titles will show up two months after their theatrical releases, depending on the distributor, and won't include films that "are still performing well at the box-office".

As far as I can tell, the ONLY factor that makes this a "Premium" service — is the ridiculous $30.00 price tag. Brilliant. So help me understand the buinsess model here, Hollywood; I can go see a movie in the theater on opening day for $10.00 — or I can see the same movie, two months later, on my TV at home, for $30.00. Awesome! Sign me up!

April 01, 2011 in Consume, Current Affairs, Dropping Knowledge, Film, Television & Web Vid, Just Plain Stupid, Randumb, So Damn Lame, The U.S. of A., We're Doomed | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Lucas, Then and Now.

  I blame you.

Lucasthenandnow

March 25, 2011 in Film, Television & Web Vid, Randumb, So Damn Lame | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Critics vs. Audiences, The Great Divide

Sprt

March 25, 2011 in Consume, Current Affairs, Dropping Knowledge, Film, Television & Web Vid, Just Plain Stupid, Randumb, Reviews, The U.S. of A. | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Deep Woods

Uncle-Boonmee-Who-Can-Recall-His-Past-Lives-04._Geerasak_Kulhong

March 22, 2011 in Awesome, Photos, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Hipster Trap, Williamsburg

Inspired.

Hiptrap

March 14, 2011 in Art & Design, Awesome, Dropping Knowledge, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Something Dumb and Very NSFW That You Definitely Don't Have To Watch

Bobby Hacker offers up a fresh interpretation of George Lucas's, Star Wars. (You can skip past the intro to about the 2:00 mark). Favorite line — "You just started a motherfuckin' Star Wars, faggot."

 

January 04, 2011 in Humor, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Monday

Watermelon-face

December 12, 2010 in Just Plain Stupid, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

How The Navy Launches a Ship (Somewhat Clumsily?)

December 08, 2010 in Dropping Knowledge, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Kerning FAIL

Fialfbfccf

November 19, 2010 in Art & Design, Just Plain Stupid, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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