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Bobby Brown Zebra Says, Stay Off Drugs Kids!

If I directed the music video for House of Jealous Lovers, it would just be this GIF.

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My Review of "The Big Year"

Book Track — Dumb and Even Dumberer

"... a radical new technology ... the largest advancement in reading..."

More like, Andy "Circus"

 

The Huffington Post Needs a New Photo Editor

American Assholes of The Week — John And Kristi (with an "i") Schiller

Lots of good candidates and runners-up, but we have a definitive winner! Excerpted from the ridiculous NY Times article about rich assholes buying lavish tree houses for their snotty fucking kids. Be sure to check out the tacky and altogether inappropriate slide show.

In Houston, John Schiller, an oil company executive, and his wife, Kristi, a Playboy model turned blogger, custom-built a playhouse for their daughter, Sinclair, now 4. Pictured, Ms. Schiller and Sinclair outside the two-story, 170-square-foot, Cape Cod-style playhouse. “I think of it as bling for the yard,” Ms. Schiller said.

The little stainless steel sink in the kitchen has running water. The windows, which all open, have screens to keep out mosquitoes, and there are begonias in the window boxes.

The stainless steel mini fridge and freezer are stocked with juice boxes and Popsicles. Upstairs is a sitting area with a child-size sofa and chairs for watching DVDs on the 32-inch flat-screen TV. The playhouse is air-conditioned.

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