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Head Over Heels – Literal Remix (is this Meta?)

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Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

Best Andy Sanberg skit ever.

The Life & Times of Tim

This new HBO show looks pretty funny. I'd wager (based on the wacky animation style) that it's by the same folks that used to do Dr. Katz.

Is "No Heroics" the Next "Office"?

Verdict: Probably not, but it's a funny premise.

Woody Allen's Diary – The Guy's Still Got It

The Times published excerpts from the diary Woody Allen kept while working on Vicky Cristina Barcelona. The dude is definitely still the funniest 72 year old I've never met.

MARCH 5
Met with Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz. She’s ravishing and more sexual than I had imagined. During interview my pants caught fire. Bardem is one of those brooding geniuses who clearly will need a firm hand from me.

APRIL 2
Offered role to Scarlett Johansson. Said before she could accept, script must be approved by her agent, then by her mother, with whom she’s close. Following that it must be approved by her agent’s mother. In middle of negotiation she changed agents — then changed mothers. She’s gifted but can be a handful.

JUNE 15
Work finally under way. Shot a torrid love scene today between Scarlett and Javier. If this were a scant few years ago, I would have played Javier’s part. When I mentioned that to Scarlett, she said, “Uh-huh,” with an enigmatic intonation. Scarlett came late to the set. I lectured her rather sternly, explaining I do not tolerate tardiness from my cast. She listened respectfully, although as I spoke I thought I noticed her turning up her iPod.

JUNE 20
Barcelona is a marvelous city. Crowds turn out in the streets to watch us work. Mercifully they realize I’ve no time to give autographs, and so they ask only the cast members. Later I handed out some 8-by-10 photos of myself shaking hands with Spiro Agnew and offered to sign them, but by then the crowd had dispersed.

JULY 3
Scarlett came to me today with one of those questions actors ask, “What’s my motivation?” I shot back, “Your salary.” She said fine but that she needed a lot more motivation to continue. About triple. Otherwise she threatened to walk. I called her bluff and walked first. Then she walked. Now we were rather far apart and had to yell to be heard.

Urban Sprawl FAIL

More Monday morning goodness from the always entertaining FAILblog.
 

FAILblog Friday - Layout Fail

Simple Jack – The Tagline Says It All

Rain of Madness – The Movie Behind the Movie

Pretty intense Heart of Darkness Werner Herzog type stuff here. Not for the squeamish. Favorite quote: The only difference between this and Vietnam, is this time we're gonna win.

Acting With James Franco