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The Montauk Project, Better Than Lost

I've conducted a two year investigation regarding reports of top-secret experiments being perpetrated by clandestine units of government intelligence and military agencies, corporations such as A.I.L., Siemens/ITT, as well as certain divisions of Brookhaven Labs and other groups from the 1950s up to present times.  These activities are by all indications currently ongoing at a fully verified and documented subterranean facility beneath the purportedly abandoned and derelict Montauk Air Force Station.  The radar station is at the extreme eastern tip of Long Island, N.Y.'s south fork. 

The remnants of the surface military installation are indeed in severe disrepair, but the underground continues to be active.  Ludicrously enough, the surface of the land is now a N.Y. State Park ... on paper at least.  However by terms of the deed, the Federal government still retains all rights to any and all property beneath the surface!  Investigations reveal that several new, deeper levels have been added in the early 1990s.  Fields of research conducted there are said to include psychotronics (interfacing mind & machine), particle beams, electromagnetic mind control, black-hole simulations and interdimensional/time travel experiments (warping time and space).  Very strong evidence indicates particle accelerators are in use there and at nearby facilities -- such as Brookhaven Labs -- for powering particle beam weapons, HAARP transmissions and exotic particle beam radar systems.

The continuing lack of any credible explanation for what caused the crash of TWA Flight 800 over a year ago offshore from Westhampton has focused considerable attention on eastern Long Island as a place where unusual things happen unusually often.  In fact, there are substantial indications that particle beam operations at Brookhaven Labs the night of July 17 1996 were in fact responsible for the disaster, and this is delved into in more depth within the report.

There is considerable well-substantiated testimony extending back at least twenty-five years of bizarre, unconstitutional and horrific activities secretly conducted by shadowy government and military agencies at this location. More ... via Crystalinks (thanks Ben)

New Starbucks "Mulatto" Brews Controversy Out in East Hampton

Starbucks Coffee has a grande PR nightmare on it's hands.

Beautiful East Hampton New York is regarded throughout the world as the summer retreat of celebrities and millionaires like Sean P. Diddy Combs and Steven Spielberg. But some young employees at the local Starbucks franchise have recently brewed up a tall order of controversy in this sleepy seaside community.

In a well intentioned, but ill advised effort to speed up delivery service, several employees began referring to the popular White Belgian Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino as a "Mulatto" when calling out to the Baristas preparing the beverages in the back. The "abbreviation" has stirred up a considerable amount of anger among some of the more high-profile clientele.

Sean Penn is reported to have stormed out of the shop after inadvertently ordering a two iced "mulattos" for his kids; and Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon have organized a non-violent sit-in outside the shop that is scheduled to take place this weekend. Starbucks has retained the services of high-priced PR crisis expert Howard Bragman to help them with damage control.

Fox News Graphics Department

We've posted about the silly shenanigans being perpetrated by the graphics dept. over at Fox news  in the past. But you gotta love 'em, they're at it again.  This is about as close as you can get to proving that even Fox news thinks the Fox news audience is really stupid. Can a network be impeached? Via boingboing.

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