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Cool Guys Don't Look At Xplosions

Definitely wait for the keyboard solo by JJ Abrams. That guy's a real double-threat.

Birds on a Wire

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

Q: How To Tell If Your Agent Sucks. A: You're In This Movie.

Cool hat, Darth Vader! And for the Google crawls ... the Takers movie poster sucks balls.

No, I Will Not Read Your Fu¢&*ng Script

A hilariously frank article by A History of Violence screenwriter Josh Olson.  I can respect that.

I will not read your fucking script.

That's simple enough, isn't it? "I will not read your fucking script." What's not clear about that? There's nothing personal about it, nothing loaded, nothing complicated. I simply have no interest in reading your fucking screenplay. None whatsoever.

If that seems unfair, I'll make you a deal. In return for you not asking me to read your fucking script, I will not ask you to wash my fucking car, or take my fucking picture, or represent me in fucking court, or take out my fucking gall bladder, or whatever the fuck it is that you do for a living.

You're a lovely person. Whatever time we've spent together has, I'm sure, been pleasurable for both of us. I quite enjoyed that conversation we once had about structure and theme, and why Sergio Leone is the greatest director who ever lived. Yes, we bonded, and yes, I wish you luck in all your endeavors, and it would thrill me no end to hear that you had sold your screenplay, and that it had been made into the best movie since Godfather Part II.

But I will not read your fucking script.

At this point, you should walk away, firm in your conviction that I'm a dick. But if you're interested in growing as a human being and recognizing that it is, in fact, you who is the dick in this situation, please read on.

Yes. That's right. I called you a dick. Because you created this situation. You put me in this spot where my only option is to acquiesce to your demands or be the bad guy. That, my friend, is the very definition of a dick move.

Full piece at the Village Voice.

The Debit Card Overdraft Scam — How Your Bank is Screwing You (Again)

How your bank rearranges your purchases in order to charge you overdrafts and garner the equivalent of a 3520%+ annual percentage rate on individual transactions.

Sweet James Jarvis NIKE Running Video

It starts slow, but wait for the music. Beautifully done.

Onwards from AKQA on Vimeo.