I'm sorry you're unemployed. I really am. We're in the midst of a terrible recession, and gym memberships are expensive. I get it. Maybe you've recently become aware of the fact that you've let yourself go a bit, and you just want to drop a few pounds? I applaud that self awareness. I really do.
What I don't understand, is that you've apparently decided you're going to get in shape by jumping rope right outside my office window, for four minutes a day (?!) Literally — four minutes. Four feet from my clicking keyboard. At twelve thirty in the afternoon. Every -- single -- day.
Was this a workout you saw on The TODAY show or something? Al Roker's Four Minute Jump Rope Outside Your Neighbor's Window Workout? Also, I don't really understand why you'd purchase NEW sneakers, and "suit up" for this activity. Does it really warrant a hi-tech, perspiration wicking tank top and matching shorts? Four minutes? I'm just not convinced. It seems like a lot of extra laundry, for four minutes. What's that, like forty calories? Two sticks of Trident gum? I just don't get it. Please help me understand.
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