If you enjoy movies, you might want to check out FilmDrunk. Siskel and Ebert have nothing on this guy. Here are FilmDrunk's reviews for the films opening this weekend.
Yes Man
The whole movie is really funny because he says yes to everything, even like drinking a bunch of Red Bull, which is really funny because he talks really fast just like when people drink a lot of Red Bull.
Seven Pounds
What’s this movie about, the dump I just took? *looks around for high five*
Tale of Despereaux
I think they really missed an opportunity by not calling it “Tail of Despereaux.” Because he’s a f-cking mouse, get it? Bleaux me.
The Wrestler
Aka Watch Clay Face Win the Oscar. I really want to see this. Too bad it’s only playing in New York and LA and I’m in Fresno. Don’t feel too sorry for me though, the IHOP here is the motherf-cking shiznit.